How the heck did you land here? :)
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Political lessons
So our politician asks his son to climb to the terrace. Son reaches the terrace, looks down at his father with a curious look.
"Now what?" he thinks
To the son's surprise, Father asks him to jump from the terrace.
"Bapu! are you crazy?"
"Just jump! don't you trust your own father? Don't you know what I'm doing?"
"Bapu! I'm not going to do this. This is too much!"
"If you don't jump, the ticket for that constituency isn't yours. PERIOD! And do you think that I won't help if anything happens to you?"
Son thinks, lifts himself and takes the plunge.
Politician father moves away, lets his son fall on the hard ground.
"Bapu! why did you do that? I trusted you?" son asks
"And you trusted a politician?"
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Friday, July 14, 2006
Is that what you wanted to say?
Fresher joins this Big Company. A week passes, a month, and then a quarter. Fresher is "Khool", is intelligent, Boss calls him, "He can really do things and I love the way he charges up people around him". But-and oh! what a big but, he's "stupid" (I still think he was immature...), wears that Hare Rama, Hare Krishna T-shirt, sports a hair longer than Nuno Bettencourt, and oh, he sometimes looked like a BackPacker.
One day, Fresher reaches office, opens the door of his glass house office, presses the button of that elevator, waits, enters the elevator with a serious, executive-looking fellow. Executive-looking fellow presses the button of the elevator, the "Automatic" door of the elevator closes. First Floor, Second Floor, about to reach Third Floor...
Executive-looking fellow looks at our Fresher, his hairdo and finally speaks out.
"Do you work for Me?"
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Kasol, Manikaran and villages like Kalga...
"So are we going?", I sms Gaurav at 2 AM
"Yes we are" he replied.
Our plan was to leave at 4 in the morning, so we could pick up Samar on the way, who would be waiting for us in Jalandhar.
I've always liked trips that have an uncertainty surrounding them. So Gaurav gets up at 7 in the morning and calls up.
"Yes, Jimmy have you guys got up?"
"What time is it?"
"Brother! its 7 now, I'm reaching there in another 10 minutes. You guys get ready. Ok?"
Nothing is really far in Chandigarh and well, Gaurav did reach my place within 10 mins.
Nishant and I do our packing (well, kind of :P)
It was a 10 hr drive to Kasol about which I won't talk at length.
Kasol was our first stop-A 10 hour drive from this place. A typical north-indian hill station-hills, rivers, pahadi folks, some fancy hotels promising you an experience of a home away from home. Hey I thought came here to get away?
What struck me most about Kasol was the presense of Israeli hotels and restaurants. Israeli breakfast, Israeli dinner, hotels name Israeli Hotel, and restaurants named Rasta Restarant. Another surprising thing was that most of the billboards were also written in Hebrew.
So we booked a hotel-Deep Forest was the name, cleaned up ourselves (kind of :P) and sat for dinner and drinks on the hotel lounge. I faintly remember that there was this World Cup match being played on the big screen (Tunisia was playing some team :P) and a song called G**nd Mara de was playing on the background-it was in the tune of a Bhajan song.
I surveyed the area and ended up sitting with an Israeli couple who asked me where I came from.
"Mizoram yada yada..."
"Oh Mizoram, isn't that the place where there was this talk about the Manashe tribe?"
"Oh well, that's speculation, not every Mizo believes it though"
"Its funny, you know. We come here to get away from the violence of our country and there are guys in your tribe who wanna go there?"
Next stop- Manikaran and Kalga... :o)
Sunday, July 02, 2006
The man who fell asleep
http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/invisibilia.html
If you're into art, illustration, and photography, do visit this site. What this fellow does is replace people in real-life photographs with illustrations. It may seem like a simple idea, but yes, the results are cool.
Hello, strangers of the internet. This page is a gallery of pictures. The pictures are simple enough: the people in the photos have been digitally removed and replaced with drawings. Yeah, I know: anyone can trace a drawing. But so what? I am doing it, and you're not. You're sitting at home doing nothing. Or maybe you're surfing the web at work. I don't know. I'm not psychic.
Maybe the pictures illustrate the idea that we all want to remove ourselves from life, and replace ourselves with fictional, self-created versions of ourself. We want to fictionalise our own existence, and impose order and narrative where there is none.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Quentin Tarantino and other geniuses
Watched Kill Bill II for the umpteenth time last night and I wondered why Qeuntin Tarantino has never won an Oscar? I guess he always has had the wrong luck of making films at the same year when sell-able and blockbuster movies are released. Take for example the year when Pulp Fiction was pitted against Forrest Gump? Now that's unlucky.
Here's my favorite part of Kill Bill Vol 2, where Bill shoots the Bride using a dart filled with what he called, the "Infallible Truth Serum".
Bill:
Take my favorite superhero, Superman.
Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn.
Mmm.
But the mythology...
The mythology is not only great, it is unique.
Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone.
And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak......he's unsure of himself...he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.
Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.
You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton. But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. Oh, you can... take the needle out.
The Bride: Are you calling me a superhero?
Bill: I'm calling you a killer, A natural born killer.
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Dreamt of a strange thing last night
The situation: I was getting married.
No, not to one woman but to three women. And it had to be finished within a day. :p
As I was through with the ceremonies of the first wedding, which happened on the third floor of our house in Rohini, I descended the flight of steps and notice that there was a Bar cum Restaurant on the ground floor. It was quite similar to Rodeo's and I take her to the restarant and the feasts begin.
Oh! she looked beautiful. God only knows why she was wearing a bright red saree when the wedding ceremonies were conducted in christian fashion.
Can't remember much of what happened after that.
Suddenly, the dream transported me to another place. A place as surreal as Dali's paintings. Here I have my second wedding. Can't recollect the face of that woman, but I do remember her bright skin and big blue eyes. Oh, i forgot, she was wearing a burqa and she was very similar to that lady in Lucky Ali's video-can't recollect the song as of now.
As I try to lift her burqa and caress her hair, I have an itch in my neck and "Whoa! wake up Jimmy, you were dreaming." I wake up slowly, and wearily reach for my mobile and notice that it's only three in the morning.
"Some dream that was...", I thought with a smile.
I thought of firing up a cigarette and recollect the wonderful and surreal dream. But then, reality reminded me something.
"There's a client call tomorrow. Try to get some more sleep, you have to reach the office at eight."
Monday, May 15, 2006
Loneliness
Loneliness: a disposition toward being alone. One of the main reasons I left Poona was because the city was killing me. Everyday, I would come back from office, and then a question would hit my head-what next? Wash my clothes? nope, i had a dhobi at hand. Cook? No, I didn't have a kitchen. So what was the easiest way to kill time? "Booze Jimmy, go get a booze" I could hear the little devil on my left shoulder tell me that.
It was so easy to just go out to a cheap pub, pick up a drink and get sloshed out. Or at times, pick up alcohol and when the sense of loneliness hit me, I would end up calling up friends at home, or brothers, and at times calling up my online friends who hardly even knew me. What would I talk about? nothing important, just nonsensical blabber.
Now that I'm in Chandigarh, Delhi is just a 5-hour drive away and with a senior from college being a localite here, it has never been better. A few days back, Cecci was giong back to the US and we had a small discussion on loneliness and how it had it all of us. Cecci started the talk with his 2-year experience in Cyprus. He would talk about how his drinking habit almost killed him and about the time-pass escorts from Morocco and Lebanon. Captain talked about his 1 year stint in Paris where everyone would talk in French and how his french colleagues would suddenly change their posture when he joined them for a cup of coffee.
Could be continued... :D
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
The Govt. Contract
But there's a catch.
ABC's firm-let us now call them govt contractors-will finish the work in 6 months and will give 1/6th of the "govt-sanctioned" money to X, a govt officer, who will then award the contract to A, B, and C's firm.
Work starts and 6 months later, some progress is made.
So, ABC request the govt that a part of the payment be released as some progress has been made and there are salaries and bills to pay.
After a number of visits to X's office and some chit chats over a cup of "Sarkari office" tea, X-the govt officer- finally agrees to release 2/6th of the payment.
One year into the project, ABC's firm is still not paid any extra penny. The firm isn't going anywhere and 'A' decides to pick up a 9 to 5 job, leaves the firm, and tells B and C that he can't go on.
Some 8 months later, A and B meet each other at a friend's wedding.
To his surprise, B tells A that there were no other payments made.
"A, you don't know the number of visits C and I made to X's office. All I can tell you is that X and his secretary took the rest of the unbilled amount, theives!"
Because A and his friends were part of a corrupt deal, they knew they couldn't do anything about it.
So here are some questions:
- Should A, B, and C have agreed to do the project at all?
- Was B right in calling the officer a theif?
Friday, April 28, 2006
Sitting in my cubicle...
I realize I have an entry to make
I try to find an inspiration
Or come up with an idea
I know not of what to think
Then it dawned on me
How hard it is
To find ideas for a blog
When you are sitting in the office
That has got to be one of the silliest poems.
Have a wonderful weekend!
Friday, April 21, 2006
Johari Window
Turns out that this thing/method/tool is used as a tool to help people or a team-as they say in Jimmy's corporate world-understand each other better.
If you're interested and want to know more, Click here.
So Boss informs the team that he would be explaining this thing/tool/concept in the next Knowledge Sharing session. And so it happened.
Boss comfortably leans back in his chair and proudly opens up the powerpoint presentation on Johari Window. After a lonnnnggg presentation, Boss asks each person attending the session to jot down some questions and write down their answers. Of course, it had to be secret.
So here are the questions:
- What is your favorite color?
- What is your favorite food?
- What makes you angry?
- What makes you sad?
- What makes you happy?
Each person in the session is asked to guess what the other person might have written. The purpose of the exercise was to make out,"Do you really know the person you're working with?". Jimmy was lucky as usual. He is asked to guess his Boss' answers and well, he gets it all wrong. :(
- Boss' favorite color? Green and NOT Blue. Jimmy had guessed blue because Boss was wearing a Navy blue shirt that day.
- Boss' favorite food? Dal Makhani NOT Chicken Manchurian
- What makes Boss happy? Watching children play and NOT a project delivered on time. "Hmmm, he does have a heart!", Jimmy thinks.
- What makes Boss sad? Seeing beggars on the road and not Poverty. Jimmy was close.
- What makes you angry? Inefficienct people and NOT someone unpunctual
After the session, Jimmy thinks if he can get it all correct for, say his girlfriend? all he can do is guess, guess, and make more guesses.
What about you?Thursday, April 20, 2006
Some mails really make or break your day!
Believe me, if its a delivery date, Goof-ups are bound to happen!
So here's a portion of the mail I received around four in the afternoon. A mail that really made me wish I wasn't in office!
Jimmy,
You have shown carelessness and immense irresponsibilily in going through the comments and fixes that I have suggested. You have left about 10 comments unfixed. What do you want me to do with these? We have already had two rounds of reviews and this is how you plan to ship the document? I refuse to go through this document.
Regards,
ABC
Of course, this lady had CC'd this mail to my Boss. It still beats me as to why she added "regards".
Before I could explain my reason for not fixing the comments, Boss had already shot a mail!
Guys,
What is happening? We cannot afford such mistakes at this stage. You are all aware that we have to ship the documents today. Please take ownership of your individual documents/books-they have to be ZERO-DEFECT and in PERFECT condition. Jimmy, get in touch with ABC and fix/clarify the comments at the earliest. No one is going home till your documents are ready.
Regards,
Boss
So I go over to ABC's workstation and tell her my reason for not fixing the comments. My explanation? what she had suggested was technically incorrect!
It's a different thing that Boss and me were in the office till One in the Morning!!
I guess I have made some progress over the years and three years and some months later, this is a mail I get from a our client in the US - a lady who has been very supportive.
These are the kind of mails that really make your day!!
Please! I'm not showing off!
Hi Jimmy,
...Are you interested in Editor work? My plan is to have support people for each role. Since you learned the styles so quickly and are such an excellent Writer, I think making you an Assistant Editor makes sense. (I hope the “assistant” does not insult you.).
As a .Net Writer, do you find the Java 4.8 training useful? Is it starting to make sense? I know the whole team appreciates your good work, and no one more than me.
Regards...
If you are in an industry where the activity of conveying information is through mails, mails, and more mails, I guess you'll understand what I mean.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
My Childhood friends
My childhood friends. It's almost 11 years since I left that neighborhood and I don't think I'll ever meet them again.
These are names with which their parents/relative lovingly called them. :o)
- Sonoo: A Xavier-ian, fat kid, and the bully of the neighbourhood. Sometimes it was his gang asking us to leave the badminton court, so they can play or sitting in the corner of the court and deliberately irritating us by making fun of our game or at times refusing to give back our Cricket ball if it fell into his garden. Its a different thing that by 10th grade we were good friends. We once had some of his dad's Scotch during our 10th grade board exams. That was my first taste of alcohol actually.
- Teetoo: A Xavier-ian, quite dark, and later moved on to IIT-D. The most intelligent amongst us. "The lights of your room were switched ON till 2 AM, what were you studying?"-See what I mean?
- Kannoo: Another Xavier-ian, skinny kid and not very bright. I remember opening a comics and novel rental store in our garage during our summer holidays. :o)
- Tikkoo: DIP'site (DPS). Intelligent and a great athlete. I still recall the days when we would run off to Chhatrasal stadium for our tennis games. God! I was obsessed with this game.
- Tilloo: A Bihari and a Modern'ite (Modern School). On Sundays he would be shouting at the top of his voice with Tikkoo, "Jimmy!! come fast and don't forget to bring the bat and wickets along!!"
- Cheekoo: Tilloo's younger brother. He was five years younger than all of us. It still puts a smile in my face when I think of him trying to imitate Azhar or say Merv Hughes.
- Ranju: My schoolmate and my idol at school. I think he was 4 yrs my senior and was the captain of our football team. My only source of Archies and DC comics.
- Vaibhav: St Columbus kid who helped me out during a science project. I think we called it "Plant water detector".
- Sonoo: The only daughter of a Punjabi family, and 2 years our senior. “Bee-ji says I can’t come out and play. I have to behave and act like a grown up” :o)
- Binu: The only person I'm in touch with. A friend from school and though he didn't live in our neighborhood, but he'd always come over during weekends for a game of football or say, cricket. Can't believe that we were friends from 3rd grade all the way to 12th.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
This *Hna Nghet* Syndrome
And then it hit me like a needle in the head when one of them asked, "Hna nghet ami?", as in "Is it a permanent job?". I felt like asking the young man what he meant by a permanent job. It's a different matter that I didn't.
I knew what he meant. The question took me back to the 80's when we were encouraged to seek a permanent job. Their explanation of a permanent job? Well, it was government officer's job, a 9 to 5 one. Which from what I remember involved going to office, coming back, pick up the tabs at the end of the month and watch life as it passes by. The permanent job syndrome, as I call it, sounded so pleasant and was so much ingrained in my head that it even stopped me from taking many risks in life. Of course, it's a different story now.
It's almost 16 years after India opened its markets to the world-what amazed me was the fact that our young man was not aware of the changes taking place around the world that he lives-no discourtesy meant to anyone here. What also surprised me was the fact that, in today's globalized world, he was looking for a permanent job. Consider googling "Permanent Job". As of yesterday, the first link of the search result was this headline from the Washington Post- "Permanent Job Proves An Elusive Dream". The question that came to my mind was whether parents/relatives/teachers back home, as in Mizoram, are still encouraging our kids, and each other to look for a permanent job?
It's a whole different world from what we had in the 1980's and it's saddening that kids/students, like the one I just met, are being told, if not taught, to get that "permanent job". These days its all about being competitive and delivering something for what you are paid.
I'll sum up my thoughts by quoting two people I really admire.
Thomas Friedman, author of the best seller-The Worlds is Flat, wrote it this way:
"Girls, when I was growing up, my parents used to say to me, 'Tom, finish your dinner—people in China and India are starving.' My advice to you is: Girls, finish your homework—people in China and India are starving for your jobs."
"... we took/have taken away jobs from them (Americans/Europeans) and if your skills aren't up to the market or if you fail to upgrade your skills on a recurring basis, it's going to the Chinese. You think you have the English advantage? think again, English is a compulsory subject in China now! And believe me they will catch up with India in another seven years, if not earlier. If you are not prepared, you jobs are going there..."
You don't get ahead by standing still.
Monday, April 10, 2006
I love...
I love going to the hills,
I love watching people in love,
I love my work.. to an extent actually!
I love being able to go home during the weekends,
I love her!
Monday, March 27, 2006
Adding a Flickr! slideshow to your blog
Cool! isn't it?
Disclaimer: These are not my own pictures.
Pssst: to view the other pictures in the slideshow, move your mouse over the frame :o)
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Know your Impact on Others
To put it straight, I really didn't feel very good about it. I've been hired and am being paid to work. But to do away with my guilt, I guess I have a good explanation.
I wanted some topics to be removed from the user manual and had sent a mail to our client if she approves of it. Sadly, there was no reply from her end and my guess was that it was partly because she has been too busy.
My deadline is this Friday and whether I like it or not, I will have to complete it :o(
Sometimes people just don't think, or realise their impact on others.
Monday, March 20, 2006
Sunday Morning
A small vibration, and Voila! a new message!
'twas a message and a contact from Binu after a gap of 7 years. Won't talk about who or what Binu is but he was there throughout my "Wonder Years". My first crush at school - Nija *sigh*, those fights with our seniors for snatching our TT table during lunch, or those silly jokes, like "Monal Salhotra".
I replied to his message with a smile and with a feeling of being someone special. :)
A few 10 minutes later, Shuksi calls up!! I knew it was Saturday night in his part of the world and well, 3AM. :D
Here's what the highligh of our talk was-"Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem". Its basically about a theorem demonstrated by the Czech-born mathematician Kurt Gödel in 1931.
Shamelessly pasting some of the contents from that website:-
..Kurt Gödel demonstrated that within any given branch of mathematics, there would always be some propositions that couldn't be proven either true or false using the rules and axioms ... of that mathematical branch itself.
Gödel's Theorem has been used to argue that a computer can never be as smart as a human being because the extent of its knowledge is limited by a fixed set of axioms, whereas people can discover unexpected truths ... It plays a part in modern linguistic theories, which emphasize the power of language to come up with new ways to express ideas. And it has been taken to imply that you'll never entirely understand yourself, since your mind, like any other closed system, can only be sure of what it knows about itself by relying on what it knows about itself.
What this says is that, in mathematics, there's always a true and a false. But beyond that there is this thing called incompleteness, which in a layman's term says that there are things that go beyond the usual "true or false".. and that there's are things that are neither true or false!
Go there, its a nice read and even if you're not a mathematician, you'd still find it interesting..."http://www.miskatonic.org/godel.html"
Love ya and come back soon. Captain Saab and me eagerly await your return. ;o) hope you had a Gute Nacht!
Some Sunday Morning it was! :o)
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
A relatively temporary state of feeling
Anyways, I more then welcomed the weather and would love to go to Delhi tomorrow. But then Sukhna Lake it will be! A friend has promised to get me some Bhang and just chill out at Sukhna lake. I'll be taking this derivative of cannabis, I don't know, maybe after 4 years.
Just read this line about Bhang:
"It is inevitable that temperaments should be found to whom the quickening spirit of Bhang is the spirit of freedom and knowledge"
BTW, Tomorrow's some holiday for a festival and I hated being at work today!
Monday, March 13, 2006
Chandigarh: The experience so far!
Finally managed to find a good house but then as luck had it, the landlady saw me smoking in the balcony. And to add to that, we had a beer party at my new place with my friends here.
So, there was this nice talk that the landlady had with me the following day.
"Beta, you can always go to the park and smoke. And we don't have any problems with you partying with your friends here, just that, don't have drinks in the house, there are so many pubs and bars in Chandigarh!" Sweet lady she is.
Anyways, I'll be moving out from this place on the 15th of this month. My colleague is leaving his place and I'll be taking over the house from him by end-of-day, tomorrow. Its in sector 16 and is quite decent.
"You'll have your own entrance and the landlord doesn't bother you much. But don't tell them that you smoke. Mind you, no Sikh family will give their house for rent if you tell them that!" was the warning from my friend.
He added, "For that, there's sector-15".
Well, sector-15 is where most of the students studying in Punjab University live. I wanted to take a flat here, what with most of my fellow Mizos putting up in that area.
Captain Saab - a localite and a senior in college - has already expressed his desire to share a flat with me. I guess I won't be putting up in sector-16 for long. Let's see how things work out.
