In life you do things because you have to, sometimes you do things because you want to, and then there are things that you do for love.
It’s already Valentine’s day and the one thing that I give a heads-up to my girlfriend is her tolerating my fart’ing’. I don’t give the stinking and loud fart that most guys do, but its a cute fart-you know the ones with a poot sound. Now you must be wondering how can a fart be Cute? well, that’s how she describes my fart as.
“It’s cute because its similar to the sound when our kitty sneezes” *sigh, you have to give it to women*
Prior to meeting her, I never knew I farted. It seems that after a few minutes I go off to sleep, I go poot.
“Honey, don’t worry. It’s barely audible!”
Time passed and one Valentine’s Day, she couldn’t bear it anymore and well, we had a fight about it.
“Fuck you and your farting!”
“Well, fuck you too!”
“I’m going to sleep”
“So am I”
“Stay in the other room”
“and you stay right here”
“Fine”
“Fine”
“HaHa”
“Now what?”
“I love you”
“I love you too”
A kiss on the lips, a hug, a nose rub and she curls up on the bed.
“Goodnight love, Happy Valentine’s Day”
“Love you too…Happy Valentine’s Day”
Thirty minutes pass.
Poot!
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And that was the best Valentine post I could come up with 
It’s not you that chooses whom to love, its love that chooses you : )
Life sure gets complicated when you're in love.
